What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:37
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Do women really cheat more than men?
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Why do many women like tall men?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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